Henrick has never known the joys of scaring beach-goers out of the water or of bullying a small seal colony. That's because Henrick was born with a debilitating deformity - dimples. In order to be an effective shark, you need to not have dimples.
For only $83.00 a day - less than the cost of sixty-two cups of coffee - you can ensure that Henrick gets the care and tools he needs to become a more intimidating version of himself. Your gift will provide the following essentials that Henrick so desperately needs:
- Countless Affliction t-shirts
- Strategically distressed designer jeans
- Baseball caps that he can wear sideways
- A labret piercing
- A stylish barbed wire armband tattoo
- Botox injections to conceal his dimples (not pictured)
As a sponsor, you will not only have the satisfaction of knowing that you have improved Henricks's quality of life, but as his special gift to you, you will also receive an 8x10 glossy photograph of Henrick* that you may display on your refrigerator. Due to time constraints and a lack of underwater writing utensils, Henrick will not be able to send you a letter to accompany his picture. Henrick does promise though, that should he run into you and recognize you as a sponsor, he will try not to eat you.**
Will you be a hero for Henrick? Please donate today.***
* - Maybe.
** - Dependent on water visibility.
*** - Any donations made to Henrick will be applied to my shark diving trip in South Africa, where I may or may not cure Henrick's dimples.
