Don't Contact Me

In the unlikely event that you were...
  • Injured
  • Fired
  • Mauled
  • Psychologically compromised
  • Expelled
  • Made fun of
  • Traumatized
  • Bruised
  • Eaten
  • De-friended on facebook
  • Set ablaze
  • Disowned
  • Killed
...while following one of my step-by-step guides, it is not necessary to contact me. I understand that you may be looking for someone to blame for your unfortunate situation; however, I don't really want it to be me. Besides, it is highly likely that you read and/or executed my advice poorly.

I guess I'm saying (for legal reasons) that everyone should follow my advice at their own risk, and if things go terribly awry, please don't contact me.

If in doubt, contact your physician before engaging in any of the things that I tell you to do so that you can blame him instead. He probably has malpractice insurance, and as it stands, I do not.
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