-McKay S., Author for the competition, eHow.com
From now on, when people ask me about myself, I shall simply respond by telling them that I am a delicious lunatic as this is most assuredly the best description anyone has ever uttered of me. Glowing reviews are always welcome, as is hate mail telling me all the reasons that you don't find me funny and think my Paint skills are remedial at best. I'll even consider adding your review to this page.
